You have left Earth and are on a space ship en route to a new planet and a new life. You were supposed to remain cryogenically frozen for the entirety of the trip. However, due to some inexplicable technical failure in the cryogenics system, you wake up prematurely; your ETA is 90 years. The ship can grow an unlimited amount of food and it recycles its water. You are the only passenger who is awake.

“Cali or Bust” refers to the practice of Waterloo students using all of their coop applications on high paying, high clout positions in California, applying to extremely few safety postings. Waterloo Engineering students must acquire 5 / 6 co-op credits to graduate.